Graham the COMEDIAN

Graham has become quite a comedian. He loves to make up jokes...whether or not they are even funny... or make sense that is. He loves knock knock jokes and making up silly songs. His songs are hilarious because he takes real songs or their melodies and adds words or totally makes up a new song. Funniest thing is he is so proud and tickled with himself. Sometimes he'll say a familiar joke or sing a familiar song and add a "prompt" of something he wants.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Car!
Car who?
Car speeding down the road, whoa whoa...crash!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water-you doing over there? heee heee

I'm bringing home a baby dinosaur,
Want my mom pee on 'da floor!
(that makes him crack up)

I'm bringing home a baby dinosaur,
Want my mommy let me play 'da computer?
(sneaky!)

How many lines does a diagonal line have?
(draws shape with his finger in the air)
ONE!!!
(he is a shape freak! he knows things like parallelogram!)

This is a coat hanger.
It is like a triangle
(throws it to the side and puts his hands out, shrugs his shoulders)
OR....NOTHING!